Blendy Pens

when two males sword fight and they connect tips, they must push forward until one mans sword inverts creating a blendy pen.

Did you hear John and Matthew played blendy pens. Yeah I guess johns trans now

by Pleb24 October 11, 2018

Apple Pen

A pen that people waste the fucking money on, because paper is so outdated

Bro: Hey I just bought a new apple pen!

Other Bro: Why?

Bro: because paper is total shit

by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021

VAMPIRE PEN

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.

I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone

by BostonEmily June 24, 2022

pot-pen

When a person who has been smoking pot is walking around with a cloud of odor around him like the character Pig-pen

Man do you smell that pot-pen in front of us? I'm getting a contact high.

by PNW street walker March 8, 2014

pocket pen

This is what happens to your pants when your pen leaks in your pocket.

"Dude, you got pocket pen."

by yolodave February 12, 2009

Befriend and pen

To befriend and pen means to become friends with someone and have casual sex with them. Similar to fuck buddies

Kati: are you looking for a relationship?
Sam: no just looking to befriend and pen

by lastlouveteau July 29, 2019

Valerie Pen

Valerie is a type of girl who loves to play around, she is kind and moody, all around she is a type of girl who can be just like a mermaid but then a flaming demon, Perverted too, she has many sides and many storied and the man in her life, better watch out. She is a rebel too some may call her the devil and those are all true so watch out when you met a Valerie she is nice but don't get her mad!! and Over dramatic is a understatement!!!

Why do you have to be such a Valerie Pen?
Valerie Pen is something you shouldn't be!!!

by iessuchiha and likes anime August 22, 2017