Stinky Peanut

Noun; An insult used to describe people whom you don't like. Is also a very descriptive and powerful insult guaranteed to make the victim of said insult say things like a racial slur, gay, a carpet muncher, or a puppy kicker.

John: I think the Earth is flat.
Mitch: Your opinion is wrong you stinky peanut!
John: Stop being a carpet muncher!

by Thatshitposter June 5, 2018

peanut picker

The lowest man on the totem pole. Usually some one who should “shut the fuck up” or doesn’t know what they are talking about

“Tell that peanut picker piece of shit to shut the fuck up he doesn’t know what he’s talking about “- 1st LT

by Dirty mike and the seamen August 17, 2022

peanut ryder

Someone, usually a girl who sleeps around with a lot of different dj's and mc's.

Friend One: I fucked that dj on saturday
Friend Two: your such a peanut ryder.

by peanutryder March 26, 2012

Peanut Flopper

When some sharts themselves, and it comes out their pant leg, falling to the floor.

Paul-"That dude laughed so hard he shit himself!" Matt- "Yeah, he is a total peanut flopper."

by Mike Matt-ka September 2, 2010

Peanut Diving

A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.

Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

Burning Peanuts

The art of tying your nutsack with some sort of nearby string (Ex. Tooth Floss),and dipping it in peanut butter as your partner continuously licks and sandpapers it.

Richard : "Shit bro,I think im getting laid tonight.What should I do?"
Mike: "One word,Burning Peanuts"

by Reyvor January 14, 2016

Punjabi Peanut

The name of any resident of the cow infested hellhole that goes by the name of India.

"If your from India, doesn't that make you a punjabi peanut?"
"Well, yes, that is the politically correct term, but the unconventional term for us is Indians."

by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023