Peanut Flopper

When some sharts themselves, and it comes out their pant leg, falling to the floor.

Paul-"That dude laughed so hard he shit himself!" Matt- "Yeah, he is a total peanut flopper."

by Mike Matt-ka September 2, 2010

peanut ryder

Someone, usually a girl who sleeps around with a lot of different dj's and mc's.

Friend One: I fucked that dj on saturday
Friend Two: your such a peanut ryder.

by peanutryder March 26, 2012

juicy peanuts

An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.

Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”

by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021

Peanut Pole

A large pole witch is used for stacking and collecting Peanuts. People will use the peanuts for making Peanutbutter poles.

Dude I just got a full peanut pole...now can have peanutbutter toast for dayss.

by ThaBosS September 30, 2012

Stinky Peanut

Noun; An insult used to describe people whom you don't like. Is also a very descriptive and powerful insult guaranteed to make the victim of said insult say things like a racial slur, gay, a carpet muncher, or a puppy kicker.

John: I think the Earth is flat.
Mitch: Your opinion is wrong you stinky peanut!
John: Stop being a carpet muncher!

by Thatshitposter June 5, 2018

peanut picker

The lowest man on the totem pole. Usually some one who should “shut the fuck up” or doesn’t know what they are talking about

“Tell that peanut picker piece of shit to shut the fuck up he doesn’t know what he’s talking about “- 1st LT

by Dirty mike and the seamen August 17, 2022

Peanut sack

A person who gives you a bad vibe or just someone you don’t like.

“I can’t believe you did that! You’re such a peanut sack!”

by Gkpeanut April 20, 2018