I'd smash her pasty

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

by Megaross March 26, 2010

pansy-ass bitch

1. a pansy that has an ass that acts like a bitch
2. a mere pansy that has been shunned by the flower society, poor pansy!
3. a pansy who can't fight for his ass, hense pansy-ass bitch
4. you. you're a pansy-ass bitch, like it or not you pansy-ass bitch. now, get the hell out of my pants (pansy-ass bitch)

Joy: Did you see that guy? Dude, he is a pansy-ass bitch
Gabby: No fuckin' kidding, but not as pansy-ass as you!
Joy: I'll kill you, you pansy-ass bitch!
Gabby: LIKE HELL YOU WILL!
(fight!!)
Eulogy: Here lies two pansy-ass bitches, may god help their pansy-ass, bitch lovin, free-loadin', chip stealin', no-good, rotten, apple-pickin', chicken lickin, dog-lovin, necrophiliac, child rapin' souls.

by you WISH you knew! bitches... May 13, 2005

partsy

poetry + artsy

annelyse gelman is partsy like your mother.

by jesusphish June 16, 2009

palsy

A state entered after smoking too much marijuana when one looses his or her fine motor skills and may loose the ability to speak or correctly light a bowl. A common symptom of palsy is blowing into the bowl, an offense punishable by up to 5 skips. Derived from cerebral palsy, the condition that "the special kid" in your elementary school had. You know, the one in the wheel chair that drooled.

After 10 bowls of chron we were all to palsy to pack another one, so we just kinda sat there for an hour or so, occasionally going into extreme fits of tandem laughter.

by Tweaked in B-Town December 18, 2005

pansy ass

weak, spineless, head hanger who doesn't have the guts to ask his motherfu**king deadbeat of a friend to pay back the money he owes him.

Ted, stop being a goodamn pansy ass and get the money off of Adam that he owes for the fantasy football league

by Philly Rob August 5, 2003

Peppermint Patty

Verb- the insertion of mint flavored Skoal into your partner's anal cavity and then the subsequent discharge of the minty treat into your mouth.

Craig - Damnit! I forgot Skoal at the gas station...

Josh- What do you need that for?

Craig - I was going to give your mom a peppermint patty for Valentine's Day.

by Reebop February 16, 2014

Pepperment Patty

When a girl has a minty treat in her mouth, Then after she give the boyfriend/Male a wonderful blowjob. After the blowjob his dick is all pins and needled from the happy ending.

Holly shit bro... my girlfriend just gave a Pepperment Patty in the movie theatre.

by the stiffler May 18, 2010