A 14 year old boy who was killed in a hit and run incident on February 9, 2015. The guy who hit parker who's name is Cody Laundry thought he hit a deer and the next day turned himself in.
by a retarted social media app th May 31, 2015

by Overlord Wes November 19, 2014

by MATT A GOD February 18, 2018

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Parker is that kid that always asks if you are riding the bus. He has 2 brothers, one of them is *theoretically* bad at baseball.
by ianboomer October 11, 2019

THE MOST ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN TELEVISION. She is from the popular nick sitcom drake and josh. SHE SUCKS. SHE IS ALWAYS BULLYING DRAKE AND JOSH FOR HER OWN AMUSEMENT. And you wanna know the worst part? SHE NEVER GETS FREAKING PUNISHED. SHE ALWAYS GETS AWAY WITH BEING AN ANNOYING BRAT. AND SOMETIMES DRAKE AND JOSH GET IN TROUBLE FOR THINGS SHE DID! WTF!?
by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 9, 2022

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.
i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.
by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014
