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Texas Toilet Paper

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.
The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.
by Myname July 31, 2004
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walking papers

the paperwork given to an inmate in prison that enables their release
"I finally got my walking papers today."
by Old man withers September 5, 2005
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Research Paper

A written composition usually consisting of ten pages about useless crap that can be found much more easily on the internet by ten years that you are forced to write at least once to two times in your life.
Man I have a 12 page research paper due TOMMORROW!!! What do I do?

Don't worry just find one on the internet, change it up a bit, and find some bullshit sources and there you go.
by The DeLaney July 7, 2009
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Toilet Paper

1. This is the shit ticket that your toilet eats
2. Once you go brown you flush it down
Is recycled toilet paper supposed to come in a tinted shade?
by Scotty Tissue November 15, 2010
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paper bag pretty

paperbag pretty is another term for a butterface.

The paperbag is used to induce beauty upon the face which is extremely lacking.
Guy 1: Damn son, you see that girl bangin body?
Guy 2: Yeah but look at her face, that girl is paper bag pretty.
by Peetiewonder December 19, 2008
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Paperclips emoji (๐Ÿ–‡)

The god Noah Galvin's way of telling Ben Platt he loves him. Often used by Ben Platt's biggest fans to show that they love him.
"Why did you use the Paperclips emoji (๐Ÿ–‡)" "I used it because it looks like they are hugging." "aww, Noah, thats so sweet!"
by Ben Platt''s biggest fan March 10, 2022
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Pussy Pamper

"fuck i always feel like such a bitch when i have to go to the store to buy my chick's pussy pampers"
by J. Luna March 19, 2009
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