F.E.P.

The freebie exclusion principle (F.E.P.) dictates that if you eat a free food sample, you must not buy that food in the same fiscal year or the company wins and your sample was not free.

Q: Why didn't you take that free gatorade?

A: F.E.P. - I could never hold off gatorade for a year.

by wombledude August 20, 2018

P.I.L.F

Princess I'd Like to Fuck.

Princess Kate Middleton is such a P.I.L.F

by P.I.L.F May 21, 2011

P.I.L.F.

"Politician I'd like to Fuck."

Have you seen those pictures of Paul Ryan shirtless? He is one fine P.I.L.F.

by chefbecker September 18, 2012

p e r f e c t i o n

Emily

Emily is p e r f e c t i o n .

by Connie and Melissa November 14, 2020

P.I.L.F

a variation of MILF or DILF but rather parent i’d like to fuck for someone with alternative pronouns to he/him or she/him

they are such a P.I.L.F

by epicswagmaster February 23, 2021

p e r f e c t.

Ray <3

Ray is absolutely p e r f e c t.

by Wondercat123 September 23, 2021

P.E.R.F.E.C.T.

P is for 'Priceless', the look upon your faces
E is for 'Extinction', all your puny races
R for 'Revolution', which will be televised
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise...
E is for 'Eccentric', just listen to my song
C is for 'Completion', that I've waited for so long!
T is for the 'Terror', upon you I'll bestow...

Some Bug Guy: *Chuckles* My name is P.E.R.F.E.C.T. Cell. And I'd like to say...
Hello.

by 1 Deleted Account December 24, 2023