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laying an otter 

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taking a huge dump
John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.
laying an otter by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011
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milking the otter 

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The act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy penis ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the participants swamp ass sweat. After the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the penis the receiver is allowed to cum. Thus making it look like a milked otter.
Dude I was milking the otter so hard last night it's like a hairy cum forrest down there.
milking the otter by Johnny_Suede October 14, 2014
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Rub The Otter 

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It is an argentinian expression which is known as "acariciar la nutria", the meaning of this can be related to jerking of as a crazy motherfucker
"When I get home I'm going to rub the otter SO hard"
Rub The Otter by ThyYisus November 6, 2016
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laid an otter in the kettle

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The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"
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ur daughter an otter

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The most powerful insult ever invented. It's was said to be the cause of the Big Bang.
Dale: Ur mom gay lol
Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*
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O U otter B kidding me

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Oh, you ought to be kidding me.
Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!
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