piss orgasm

a rush of tingling energy up the spine immediately after pissing

If you've ever had a piss orgasm, you know what i mean

by minghi April 26, 2003

Retarded Orgasm

Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.

Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.

Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.

*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*

Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?

Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*

by Demendes April 24, 2014

orgasm tax

Sex with a prostitute

Tom.

How much did she charge for sex,

Chad
£30

Tom
That's nothing but orgasm tax,

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

female orgasm

would not be a myth if guys acknowledged the clitoris

-maybe if you don't want me to fake my female orgasms make me come for real man

by FIDLARsdead April 6, 2016

Orgasm gun

When your about to make huge explosion and the cum blast is like a chopper with a thousand rounds

Last night my orgasm gun went off and the next morning my wife looked like a soldier in cumouflage

by Buuuuuuuuuklououououououououou February 8, 2019

orgasm guilt

The feeling of awful guilt after making a terrible decision while being horny. The orgasm is like a switch that makes you realize that you just totally screwed up

Joe: Dude I totally took this drunk chick home last night!
Fred: Did you have fun?
Joe: It was freakin awesome until I came... then... well..
Fred: Ah... you got orgasm guilt from bangin a drunk chick..

by Parker D May 4, 2008

Orgasmic Light

Light flashes seen during orgasm

Oh the lights Oh the lights Oh the lights! I am seeing Orgasmic Light

by saltlick April 12, 2011