human optical illusions

Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.

Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?

Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."

by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010

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E-girl optics

The processes e-girls go through to increase perceived attraction in their social media photos through the use of deceiving angles, filters, makeup, and editing.

Have you seen her IG? She's such a baddie!
Nah, have you seen her at school? She's a 5/10 at best. She's just mastered e-girl optics.

by bartholomewliuscaesar December 15, 2021

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Optirectalosis

A medical condition consisting of a crossing of internal wiring which gives the affected person a shitty outlook on life.

John: "Life sucks."

Debbie: "You've got a bad case of Optirectalosis."

by digismack April 21, 2005

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optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.

Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009

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