Cane

Holy fucking shit this guy has the smallest shlong known to man, this guy is so tall he can reach the top shelf in the grocery store. Unfortunately Canes cannot fit through tunnels because of their pare shaped bodys. The only thing a Cane can do well is math.

Dam that's a thicc ass cane, oh wait nvm that's his hips.

by Part of the boys August 20, 2020

Cane

Cane is a sexy,funny, hot man with a vibrant personality. He is a total gentleman and Loves women.

"Holy shit!!! Cane talked to me today!!!"

by Canene November 21, 2021

cane cook

SUPER COOL GUY AND HAS SO MUCH FRIENDS

cane cook is so cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017

Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Cane

The paste tense of “cum”

My boyfriend just cane!

by PartyArty April 27, 2022

I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan

by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025

Dinally Cane

Dinally Cane is a term used by people to refer to someone as a fake accenter, as it is the name of a fictional character who uses a fake Russian accent poorly.

"you're such a Dinally Cane, that's so bad."

by Callumfz March 19, 2024