beans

1. A pill of OxyContin. Can be smoked, eaten, injected, or snorted.

2. A hit of Ecstasy.

1. Me and my homie smoked so many beans last night we were nodding out.

2. I popped two beans at the rave last night.

by beans420 December 6, 2009

Beans

Five dollar gold pieces. (Five dollar pieces were about the size of small butterbeans or Lima beans.)

'E's got a pocket full o' beans.

by Bob Prochko October 2, 2005

beaned

When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.

"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"

"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"

"I want her to bean me so bad"

by kcud May 19, 2014

Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.

I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!

by TwoInTheBox May 26, 2010

bean

A lesbian, originally a contraction of lez-bean.

If that sweathog is not of the bean persuasion, there ain't no cows in Texas.

by mellon brain November 3, 2008

bean

a blunt

who walk mean, stand up on your block and burn a bean
sir ballentine, lookin at this bitch while behind
the thing that's fucking up a girl is that swine
then turn around take my last pull off the L
these niggas on the block keep looking at me well

by big dick saloon August 11, 2008

Bean

The magic elixur that you can purchase at Starbucks.

I need to get me some morning Bean

by jimb May 13, 2005