match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.

A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.

by Meatdick April 21, 2018

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Match-laugh

Exhibiting the same level of enthusiasm and volume when engaged in a perceived moment of humor by one member of a conversation

He showed me a picture of Yoda with a grammar book in his lap and burst into obnoxious laughter, I couldn't muster the energy to match-laugh.

by sonicstagecoach January 19, 2018

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pissy match

when two people go off on each other, yelling and one uping each other, for no common goal expect being pissy.

Jenna and Britt just got into an hour pissy match.

by carter6 July 24, 2017

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Used to describe something or someone who is simple and authentic, like someone who prefers using a match to a lighter. IE: Going to farmers markets, paying in cash, going on walks, driving stick, outgoing, likes to try new places, has a favorite hole-in-the-wall restaurant, cooking eggs, etc

Wow Jane just walked all the way to the farmers market on the other side of town to buy some organic eggs in cash, that’s so lighting a match.

by Trw92a April 23, 2024

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1v1 Final Destination No Items Match

A brutal fistfight between two people without any intervention.

The term comes from the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically from e-sports competitions. This type of match is very common because Final Destination is a "pure" stage, with no platforms, walls, or slopes, so it depends only on skill.

A: What happened? Why is he so beaten up?
B: He just had a 1v1 Final Destination No Items Match with his coworker.

by Filename99 September 1, 2023

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