The Salmon Act

The salmon act is a mid 1989 term for "suspiciously holding a salmon" its a law in England that can get you a fine.

It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal

There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct

The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.

The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"

Matt: hey you can't hold a salmon like that
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay

by kaptinkyranart on tiktok August 05, 2021

stinky salmon

when one takes their hand and slaps it wildly between the armpit of a chosen victim; similar to the dirty salmon

*Girlfriend hasn't showered*
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON

by December 01, 2020

salmon pinwheel

Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.

Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.

by java monster February 18, 2008

salty salmon

One who simply tries to be different. This person does not like to be involved in mainstream because, well, its mainstream.

This person tends to disregard their true feelings in staying loyal to being different. This causes personal unrest, and results in: being a dick.

Mike: "Dude, did you hear Drake's new album?"

Armando: "Everybody listens to Drake dude, he's horrible. Get over it."

Mike: "You're such a salty salmon."

by Roosterboots May 08, 2012

Dirty Salmon

A sexual encounter where one climbs on top of their mate and wiggles vigorously up and down. As if swimming upstream.

while laying there after sex my boyfriend began to give me the dirty salmon, it got awkward!

by FPIA May 20, 2010

Salmon Mist

When one is going down on a lady friend and she quiefs, spraying a fishy mist all over his face.

Yo dude, at this party last night I went down on Cindy and she sprayed her salmon mist all over my face, it tasted better than oysters.

by j gilbert July 15, 2008

salmon flap

The loose lips of a well used vagina that have a unpleasant smell and or discoloration.

Hey Alfred that girl over there is the one I took home from the bar the other night: Her salmon flap was rather unpleasant, It left a bad taste in my mouth.

by Baconape November 23, 2007