single train

When you havent been in a relationship for 6 months plus. you are officially single. and apart of the single train.

hey lisa
hey poophead
wyd
nun
how long you been single for
man i masturbate with a toothbrush, ive been single for a whole year
damn wtf tmi bitch
oh my bad
okay youre officially part of the single train
damn
damn

by KoalazRsEXy February 26, 2020

living single

Living Single is a african-american dominated 90s sitcom. It is about the life of 6 adults living in the same brownstone.

The show lasted 5 seasons. (1993-1998)
Includes the actresses/actors Queen Latifah (Khadijah) , Kim Fields (Regine), Kim Coles (Synclaire), Erika Alexander (Maxine/Max), TC Carson (Kyle), John Henton (Overton). Mel Jackson played Trip/Ira in Season 5.

"Hey I just started this show!" said Bob
"What's it called?" said Leah
"It's called Living Single! You can watch all of it on Hulu!"

by imperfect_tara August 11, 2021

Single sideism

When you spent so much time allowing yourself to indulge your randomsearchophilia that you start to only believe the first articles you see on any topic. This can lead to misinformation and for pop culture myths to spread at a rapid-fire rate.

Friend 1: "I heard that Lady Gaga is a Satanist."

Friend 2: "Where did you hear that, because it's not true."

Friend 1: "It's gotta be. I read it when I was Googling."

Friend 2: "Dude, you're suffering from some serious single sideism."

by Cosplay Gir September 11, 2010

shit single

shitty hit single

that song sucked, it must be a shit single

by slashthenoob May 26, 2010

Single Pegger

When a car is so garbage that it only spins one wheel instead of both when trying to do a burnout.

“Cunt look at Sam leaving in his VX. He’s gonna do a burnout watch! Aw fuck. It’s just a single pegger.”

by Jona123 July 27, 2021

single 15

Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.

-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"

-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"

by Single15 July 29, 2014

chronically single

when oneself is either unable to form relationships with the opposite sex or is rejected to the point they just want to be single to stay happy. Many people who are chronically single are either agressive gamers, drug or alcohol abusers, or loners but is not limited to those.

Girl 1: WHtas the deal with that boy? He looks like he could just die but he's at all those parties.

Girl 2: He's chronically single.

Girl 1: Ohhh I see. Poor guy, what could of caused it?

by theColonel94 February 5, 2010