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Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you
by Wetnoseking April 5, 2022
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Nose Laughing

When you are trying to conceal a laugh so you laugh through your nose.
I was Nose Laughing so much at work today my boss almost caught me.
by scooty mcdooty August 20, 2014
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gizard nose

being dumb, and not knowing anything
“god i’m such a gizard nose.”
by Kylie Aliyah February 10, 2019
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nose oyster

"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"
by marblecakealsothegame13 April 25, 2020
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Nose peg

The act of one receiving an unwanted incirlement of their nose by a willing giver’s anus.
Poor, unsuspecting, Archibald received a nose peg at the weekend. The shit wouldn’t come off his nose until Tuesday!
by SharetheloveJB October 9, 2018
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Nose-Creamed

(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.
Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.
by OhWhat? July 11, 2010
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Nose Ninja

After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.
Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?

I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!
by dkinirvine January 8, 2010
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