giga-nut

The act of climaxing and having a heart attack at the same time resulting in an otherworldly orgasm and a heart attack.

I hereby sentence you to death by giga-nut.

by SpiderUnicornFly April 25, 2017

nut job

A person of inadequate sanity or lacking normal perceptions of reality

Man, that bitch Kara is a nut job

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Nut shit

Something crazy like, when a bitch says they eat peanut butter and bologna sandwich with pickle juice with sunflower seeds in it as a drink .

YO that hoe on some nut shit

by Dat-nigga-244 March 21, 2019

flexing-nuts

when one tries to overcompensate from a position of power or weakness. Typically acting unnecessarily tough, invoking threats of non-fatal violence like punching, pushing and personal space invasion. The later being the favorite of the office nut-flexer in which deals, leads and projects are reassigned based on juvenile bullying tactics.

"Yo how come my order didn't deliver today?"

"Because another customer called up and started flexing-nuts"

"What?"

"Yeah he came to the factory and tried to fight my boss"

by georgelasealva January 24, 2016

Regret Nut

To imediately have a feeling of regret and shame after busting a nut'

After i had sex with my step sister, i had the worst case of regret nut....

by cheem1981 May 3, 2012

Socrateez Nuts

The enlightened philosophy, or abstract art, of metaphysically and vigorously sucking one's fat meaty cock whilst unlocking the secrets of yo gurl

Joe: Yo I was hangin at Aristotles house yesterday and he asked me to Socrateez Nuts
Ben Dover: Damn that shit's boofy

by madboofy January 8, 2020

nut dunking

To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in the wee hours of the morning in a dark bathroom and bed head is a contributing factor.

when i stumble in the bathroom at O late thirty something in the morning..... and need to cop a squat, only to have someone leave the toilet seat up......

I unexpectedly go "nut dunking"

by whathisnuts June 18, 2009