glazed meatloaf

1.obtain a pan, by force if necessary
2.take a big dump in the pan, but it should be a fairly solid one, not some soupy-ass diarrhea
3.have a nice little 5-on-1 session and squirt a big load all over the dump you just took
4.preheat oven to 450 degrees
5.cook for 15-20 minutes
6.give it 5-10 minutes to cool off
7.cut into squares and enjoy

my uncle ron makes the best glazed meatloaf. last thanksgiving i ate so much i yarfed all over my cat.

by officer rod farva September 27, 2004

Glazed Anus

when your anus is jizzed on and then you are ass fucked until your asshole is completely filled with blood.

Hey let me GLAZE your ANUS.

by Fuck my fucking cunt May 7, 2005

Glazed Donut

When you cum around the pussy so it looks like a glazed donut.

I gave your girlfriend a glazed donut last night.

by Dnezey December 3, 2015

Glazed Bismarck

When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth and then his partner briefly sucks on his testicles with the semen still in their mouth. Thus producing a glazed look on the man's testicles.

So the other night Marge gave me a glazed bismarck and it took me around an hour to clean off my crusty ball hairs.

by Nasty Marloins February 28, 2011

glazed buns

Glazed buns - noun; a hot booty; the shine from when a girls booty gives it a shine like glazed buns.

Man, check out that chick's glazed buns

by Sandoz Minocycline April 19, 2008

Glazed Donut

It's when a guy ejaculates in a circurlar motion (like a donut) in a girls hair while they are asleep. Once they wake up, the "glazing" will be hard.

After having sex with my girlfriend, I decided to give her a Glazed Donut for a sweet morning treat.

by xTERMINATORx November 19, 2010

Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.

My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!

by THOBRO August 19, 2013