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canadian nookie

Flying from another country to Canada to receive sexual intercourse.

New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues
Did you hear who got some "Canadian nookie" last month?!?!

(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend
by Poon slayer69 March 30, 2015
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hookie nookie

playing hookie or going in late intenionally to your job, class, appointment, etc only because you wanna have sex.
"How about a little hookie nookie then?" Ask blair to her girlfriend of 3 nights. Chelsea thought how many classes she'd missed so far
by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020
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full nokia

Someone who goes off Facebook, then WhatsApp, then Instagram . . . and never signs up for Signal or Telegram.
Hey, I've been trying to get hold of Mike, but it looks like he's gone Full Nokia.
by Kreltch Meister Mike March 29, 2021
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Dirty Njoka

The act of pulling up in the walmart, and then eating the oranges there, and stealing the movies, and farting on the couches. And walking out said walmart, going to Missouri and taking a massive shit, defecating on Louisiana, and pissing

on Massachusetts. And after that, getting in a target, taking their pokemon, and taking the newest release of nba 2k, and crapping on their register, and being not polite by not saying bye. Then committing the heinous crime of robbing a bank and getting sent to jail, and breaking out later. And meeting up with the gang, and going to the night club with them, and causing a ruckus and getting kicked out for disturbing the peace there. And calling your dad fat, and get grounded for disrespecting your elders, and crying. And then buying a house and move in, then shitting in the sink. And then realizing you can't afford the house, so you start to commit tax fraud and get busted by the feds, and get sent to jail once again. And call the judge dumb, and receive a death sentence, and cry like a baby. And then getting sat down, in an electric chair. Hearing a beep. And waking up realizing it was all a dream.
Yoooooooo dude, I just did a dirty njoka.
by Njokaoffical September 12, 2021
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broken nokia

A broken Nokia phone is a really rare thing to find because only the strongest things can break it.
Guy 1: OMG IS THAT A BROKEN NOKIA PHONE!
Guy 2: OMG, IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!
by Mr.smiles_XD May 14, 2022
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national nookie day

On national nookie day you post your favorite nookie.
happy national nookie day to my nook dana
by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022
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national nookie day

a celebrated day on june 22nd celebrating the one and only nookie
happy national nookie day!

what are you doing on national nookie day?
by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022
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