a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.
by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024

by NachoMan4568 January 20, 2021

by Love you cuz February 25, 2019

Sissy when on a date but didn't hook up with him afterwards... she didn't wanna pop newton.
Aimee popped newton so hard when she messed up her job interview at the coffee shop.
Michael said "hey bro don't pop that newton" when he saw his buddy Lev was about to put too much water in the brownie mix.
Aimee popped newton so hard when she messed up her job interview at the coffee shop.
Michael said "hey bro don't pop that newton" when he saw his buddy Lev was about to put too much water in the brownie mix.
by med. January 24, 2022

Newton is a name for a really swag person who has no idea what their gender is. They have really weird friends and their life literally makes no sense. These people most likely play video games because they have no life. The people with the name Newt/ Newton are really cool and have even on their knees
by newt0n April 20, 2021

by gravity——boiiiiii February 23, 2024

A word given to a girl who can be associated with maddison newton. They can be ugly, weird, or just downright scary.
by silly.billy.=) January 25, 2009
