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puce newton

a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.
to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.
by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024
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Paul Newton

That one guy who’s always in every class
Me: Who’s Paul Newton?
Lauren Green: theres always a guy like paul newton in every class

Me: Ohhh
by NachoMan4568 January 20, 2021
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Shawna newton

A bitch so crazy not even Webster has words for her.
Shawna newton so crazy even her moms has no words
by Love you cuz February 25, 2019
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Pop Newton

Sissy when on a date but didn't hook up with him afterwards... she didn't wanna pop newton.

Aimee popped newton so hard when she messed up her job interview at the coffee shop.

Michael said "hey bro don't pop that newton" when he saw his buddy Lev was about to put too much water in the brownie mix.
by med. January 24, 2022
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Newton

Newton is a name for a really swag person who has no idea what their gender is. They have really weird friends and their life literally makes no sense. These people most likely play video games because they have no life. The people with the name Newt/ Newton are really cool and have even on their knees
by newt0n April 20, 2021
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Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton

when someone is smart and kinky
wow you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton!
by gravity——boiiiiii February 23, 2024
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newtonator

A word given to a girl who can be associated with maddison newton. They can be ugly, weird, or just downright scary.
'Omg, did you see that girl- she was a total newtonator!'
by silly.billy.=) January 25, 2009
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