by WahooMonkeyman February 25, 2017

A form of nan, somewhat resembling an alpha wolf. Can be seen in care homes around the globe and are known as vicious predators, often demolishing their counterparts as far back as 1836. Last known alpha Nan attack was in the winter of 2014 where multiple alphas fought it out over a Terry’s chocolate orange. 16 people were injured in the attack and some were punished to the death.
by Nan hunter October 14, 2020

Popular statement frequently used by Formula 1 YouTuber Rocketpoweredmohawk. Used to express to swear on something or used as a general indication of anger/frustration
“If Max Verstappen wins the next race and gets his 50th win in a row, I swear down on my nan’s grave, I will be very disappointed”.
by 69ReasonsWhy April 1, 2024

a Nan is generally the oldest "ring in" to a an already formed group of mates, they have an overwhelming concern for what the others are doing whether or not it’s actually there business , the Nan is generally overbearing with support like a self-imposed father figure and when it comes to actually doing something the Nan f#$%’s around like an old woman and normally takes 5 times long then any one else should, they have extreme OCD and cannot take criticism of any kind.
Nans generally drink every one else under the table and will make sure every one has a blankie if they are passed out and not able to get into bed.
Nans generally drink every one else under the table and will make sure every one has a blankie if they are passed out and not able to get into bed.
by Gangus Karn August 12, 2020

Kyle: Ur mom gay
Dave:No u
Kyle: Ur dad lesbian
Dave:Ur granny tranny
Kyle:Ur grandpap a trap
Dave:Ur sister a mister
Kyle: Ur nan a man
*Dave dies and joins Stephen Hawking in heaven*
Dave:No u
Kyle: Ur dad lesbian
Dave:Ur granny tranny
Kyle:Ur grandpap a trap
Dave:Ur sister a mister
Kyle: Ur nan a man
*Dave dies and joins Stephen Hawking in heaven*
by Kazi02 May 12, 2018

by oldfeet10000000 July 7, 2021
