munted

completely off your face to the point of facial distortion

"i walked into an art gallery yesterday and was so munted that someone asked if i was for sale"

by petemaaan June 25, 2012

munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x

"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate

by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013

munt

Miserable-cunt (Miserable cUNT)

Look at that munt.

by Reverend JS January 29, 2017

mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth

"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"

by yWaffle January 26, 2025

Pompey revenge-munt

A similar definition to munting however in this case a Portsmouth fan goes into the local cemetery in Southampton and starts killing every scummer and then munts them to a pulp

I hate the scummers , therefore me and my friends are going on a Pompey revenge-munt

by PepsiGeez February 7, 2025

Munt Victim

A victim of Munting

I'm not going to make a Munt Victim of Truman!

by PortsNotAlt April 26, 2024

munt

A male cunt

That guy who has the spray on tan and waxed chest is such a munt.

by Charmily January 27, 2015