carpet muncher

someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.

my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher

by imsokoolllll October 3, 2023

Kotex Muncher

Any person who commits the act of placing a feminine hygiene product in their mouth.

That man is a real kotex muncher... Hopefully it wasn't used.

by kotexmuncher May 12, 2013

Burrito muncher

A Mexican person

I saw that burrito muncher working very hard in my neighbors yard

by Tyrones definitions May 31, 2023

Hood Muncher

A tall lengthy guy he can be light skin or dark skin . He has a nappy Afro or fade has tattoos and sells MJ.

Girl 1: There go Marvin

Girl 2: The Hood Muncher

by RobinLuvs August 26, 2016

Shadow-Muncher

Verb;
To Shadow-munch – To prey upon a colleague, friend or acquaintance’s previous conquest or conquests.

“Simon stayed at Lucy’s last night”
“Did he? But she’s only just broken up with Paul!”
“I know! Simon’s a right shadow-muncher!!”

by Huff n doback August 19, 2013

giggle muncher

A person who is annoying but is loved by all in spite of their annoying/dumbness/ randomness.

=PPPPP

but is amazing duh haa.

you are such a giggle muncher.

by Riotgirl9492 March 12, 2008

cunt muncher

A lesbian, as in one who performs cunnilingus. Of course, that could be a man as well as a woman, but I've only ever heard it used to describe a lesbian.

'Don't even bother asking her out. She's a cunt muncher'

by David Kirchner May 10, 2006