carpet muncher

someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.

my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher

by imsokoolllll October 3, 2023

stig-muncher

a person who vapes like Jordan and Jonno

he is a stig-muncher stay away

by pinkbike77 May 23, 2022

Rock Muncher

An unintelligent person who proverbially "munches rocks". Often a political science major. A rock muncher may try to disguise their rock munching by doing non-rock munching things, such as double majoring - however, do not let this fool you, they ARE a rock muncher.

person a: "Did you know that Josh is a political science major? I didn't realize he was a rock muncher."
person b: "I know, and he tries to hide it by double majoring in computer science..."

by williamwallace1234 February 1, 2022

Moa Muncher

Moa muncher is a racial slur for the ethnic group 'Maori' the indigenous people of New Zealand.

It is a combination of the word Moa which was an animal the Maori hunted to extinction and muncher as in Curry Muncher

"That stupid fucking Moa Muncher took my goddam shoes"

by Sunzbad April 12, 2022

Burrito muncher

A Mexican person

I saw that burrito muncher working very hard in my neighbors yard

by Tyrones definitions May 31, 2023

Dough Muncher

Someone who has a mouthful of penis and/or continues to keep talking like a big shot.

"This man a REAL Dough Muncher, why you keep on talkin, HUH'!?"

by SinofSloth June 22, 2022

cunt muncher

A lesbian, as in one who performs cunnilingus. Of course, that could be a man as well as a woman, but I've only ever heard it used to describe a lesbian.

'Don't even bother asking her out. She's a cunt muncher'

by David Kirchner May 10, 2006