Definitions by Austintassletine

Dorm Boy 

An unfortunate that has been chucked out of their family by uninterested parents and booted off to some seedy all male 'character building' institution where they can cuddle around a single radio and eat unspeakable products.

The Dorm Boys were altogether playing Dorm Games to see who would be last....

Dorm Boy by Austintassletine March 3, 2024

Floreat Muncher 

A Soggy Biscuit Muncher originating from Eton Public School, Insidiously educated in Dorm Boy Antics. ....

Boris Johnson, David Cameron and Jacob Rees-Mogg, Floreat Munchers to a 'T'.

Floreat Muncher by Austintassletine April 22, 2019