brown mule

A swift knee to the middle of the asshole. This manuever is usually accompanied with two hands placed on the hips.

"Don't eat my chocolate lucky charms or I'm gonna brown mule you"

brown mule by Cody Meadows April 11, 2005

suck ass mule 

Good for nothing, Lousy, stupid, dumb, messed up, all of the above

Ill be a wall eyed buck toothed bow legged suck ass mule!!

suck ass mule by driftkings rock November 10, 2009

Moscow Mule 

A courier or smuggler of Russian influence into other countries.

Trump is such a Moscow Mule.

Moscow Mule by FakeNews2019 March 22, 2019

Beat it like a rented mule 

To masturbate violently and prolifically.

Beat it like a rented mule by Ebin October 29, 2002

shimmy up the mule 

1. Doing something pointless.
2. The term shimmy means to dance shaking from the shoulders. A mule is another word for donkey Aka ass. It literally means dancing with an ass. In modern lingo means dancing with a phat ass bitch.
3. Also refers to masterbating. Sometimes fantasizing about donkeys.

Tyler was feeling lonely so he desided to shimmy up the mule.
When I go out to clubs I shimmy up the mule.

shimmy up the mule by Jimboozie October 14, 2003

one eyed mule 

A stubborn person or thing. From the old saying, "Stubborn as a one eyed mule."

I'm trying to get the jam open but this lid is stubborn as a one eyed mule!

one eyed mule by Dictive March 20, 2011

Face like a slapped mule's ass 

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

Face like a slapped mule's ass by andy vale July 13, 2006