moon

a small planet that goes around earth. it has been stolen by gru

shut up, luther, we know you went to the fucking moon.

by expressionofdepression April 1, 2019

moon burn

What Irish people and goths get when they go out at night, because they're just that pale. Even the moonlight is too intense for them.

"Can't we perform our dark ritual inside? I'll get moon burned!"

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 19, 2004

Light Moon Emoji

🌝
refer to dark moon emoji

used to underline a sexual meaning within a sentence

Use of Light Moon Emoji i’m flirting

person 1: hey baby what you planning on doing tonight?

person 2: you 🌝

by GreenDust1 June 11, 2018

Red Moon

1) When the moon appears red during a lunar eclipse. Also called a blood moon.
2) When a female has her period on the toilet. Moon coming from the term, moon cycle, and red from the blood produced. Also called a blood moon.

1) There was a red moon over Odessa.
2) To her family's disgust, Caitlin made a red moon in the shared bathroom. Her brother Joe found it, and decided his sister was a gross, inconsiderate sack of shit.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 16, 2017

Sailor Moon

One of the most popular targets for hentai artists

Ye gods! I didn't know she did that!

by i_anonymous April 5, 2005

The Moon

A girl who is attractive, and loved by someone that she will never go out with. She's so far out his reach, that she's basically the moon.

Guy 1: I heard Mike is in love with Karin
Guy 2: That won't work out, she won't ever go out with him
Guy 1: Yeah, he's trying to grab the moon.

by MartyMcF1y October 31, 2011

slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet

A prase used when an over-weight person is consuming a large ammount of food, because On the moon, we would weigh much less than we do here on earth.

Tommy,a rather over-weight child, is stuffing his face with pie. His Older brother remarks, "Slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet."

by Maddie McGregor January 10, 2009