Wounded Moose

While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.
While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!
by holeyhell June 26, 2012
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Moose Gang

Moose gang started from the moment Snapchat recommended the Moose Head filter on the quick access row of filters. The filter feature a dynamic model of a moose head that overlaps on the user's face, while the original eyes and the mouth of the user is transition into the corresponding positions on the moose head.
The first member of Moose Gang is unclear, but, during the summer of 2020, more and more people started to use the Moose Head filter regularly, making them a part of the gang. Moose Gang members take pride after the majestic animal that they are named after. They follow the rule of simplicity and solidarity. Helping out a fellow moose in need is the proof of true brotherhood as held by Moose Gang. The sign of the gang is an M formed by one's index, middle, and ring finger pointing down. This is an important tool for identification.
Moose gang is color blind, we are all moose on the camera and human behind it. Members of all ethnicity are welcomed. So far, Moose Gang had evolved into an international organization with members from North America and Asia. A single highest level of authority for all Moose Gang members have not yet been formed, since the gang is scattered across the globe. We seek fellow moose that are out there to hopefully build a stronger and more extensive brotherhood.
Carl: Quick Moose Gang! I need help with this broccoli gang member that's been trolling me!
Matt, Jake, Jack, David, and Charlie: *snaps pic with moose filter
Carl: Thanks gang, I know I can count on my moose homies! *sends pics to the broccoli gang member
Broccoli Gang member: Shit, if you can't beat 'em join 'em *snaps a pic with moose filter
by carltruecarl July 31, 2020
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Feeding The moose

Feeding the moose is a better way of saying "choking the chicken" because people wont understand.
Friend- What are you doing?
Me- Nothing really, just feeding the moose, how about yourself?
Friend- What moose?
Me- Exactly.....
by KiwiPotato July 15, 2014
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moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.
that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!
by groupie#1 September 22, 2006
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[Moose Tracks]

Best chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world.
by kabelly January 19, 2009
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Use the moose

Full term: Use the moose to jump over the rocks. This is a way to say; problem solve, work around the problem and think about the problem (without giving a direct answer).
You say, “What is the answer to question C?”
Your friend says, “Use the moose to jump over the rocks.”
by MooseRockGang November 08, 2019
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The Boxing Moose

When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do it’s punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.
Last night I was The Boxing Moose, I finally punched Cherie’s fart box and barked out loud!
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
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