Josh Monk

When a person has sex with a pathetic little man called Josh Monk. This is usually bad because Josh Monk's preferred type of sex is usually not consensual

I'm worried I might be Josh Monkied at any moment.
Im looking for a josh monk.

by An Elite August 25, 2023

King Monke

King of the Monke's, his power is thought to match Mario Judah's

We worship King Monke

by King Monke August 13, 2021

Hayden monk

Someone that touches everyone's ass

Omg! Stop touching everyone's ass Hayden monk

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Shaolin Monks

One of the most powerful humans in the world.

The Shaolin Monks followed him to his home to beat him up.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

chess the monke

chess the monke is a super cool god that listens to justin beiber kidz bop. i love her more then beiber balls

sum1; whose listening to justin beiber kidz bop?
sum2; oh thats chess the monke, shes so cool

by godlygrasseater January 19, 2022

Hooded Monk

(1) Colloquial term for the clitoris. Also since there are so few monks in today's society, locating either hooded monk is near impossible

(2) Can also refer to a clitoral piercing

(1) I read the book and understood the diagram, but I spent almost a half hour looking for her hooded monk.

(2) Whoa, that hooded monk had to hurt.

by Expert1111 May 13, 2009

Monk's Sleeve

Noun. A term generally used in conjunction with a comparison to a vagina, in particular one with voluminous labia majora.

God bless us, your Majesty, I am nonplussed, nay dismayed to discover that thou has a clout like a Monk's Sleeve.

by goody5 December 7, 2010