by asjdflasbjdmasdfas March 12, 2022
If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.
If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.
This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.
This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
King of Idiots with relations to a squad mate on PUBG (Playerunknown's Battlegrounds).
The squad idiot.
The squad idiot.
The fuck we have a king mong on this squad eh?
You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.
You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.
by Ohio-Jack May 25, 2019
by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019
The Asteroid of stupid people that think you can't hear them talking weird over there or think that the flip side is impossible, especially when you are the real treal one on globe and they are conceited beyond a dork, ignorantly they treat you like shit either because they are high or just stupid and you are kindly not causing trouble and bothering anybody but they remain to be mongy mong and you could pro their ass but mongy mong will just be treat cupid like shit and expect the angel to fly to galaxy...
by HaloTheHalo August 20, 2022
Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
by The bagel 777 June 05, 2018
My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024