Monat

Monat is an MLM company founded by Ray Urdaneta. It generally sells overpriced shampoo products meant to make your hair grow, but, in fact, causes irreparable hair loss and chemical burns . The hunbots are incredibly pushy and, despite their wish to make an extra 500 bucks a month, only get paid between 22$ and 1,188$ yearly.

Hunbot: Hey girl! I know we haven't talked in about 10 years but I hope you're doing well! I just wanted to ask you a question: do you want a business opportunity over at Monat? It's a great company that sells miraculous shampoos that make your hair grow like crazy!
Woman with above 80 IQ: Fuck off, I don't want your MLM bullshit. *snatches wig*
Hunbot: *wig in orbit* AHHH! MY PRECIOUS HAIR!

by rawr xd *nuzzles u* June 23, 2020

monagamous

A couple that stays together that shouldn't.

Her: I nag, because I love you.
Him: I nag, because I want you to break up with me.

Her: I'm sick of this monagamous relationship.

by SugarCaneDaddy September 19, 2013

Monacelli

A derrogatory term for homosexuals. See cock, fag, or douchebag.

You're such a Monacelli.

by Roflsausage September 6, 2006

monaro

Greatest muscle car ever built. If anyone out there thinks that American Muscle is the greatest then you obviously have never heard of a HK or HT Monaro. Miles ahead of the rest anyone that disses the early models deserves to be shot. Holden is a great Australian car manufacturer and is the pinnacle of excellence. Anyone that drives around in a Ford has just wasted their money.

Dazza: Mate is that a 1969 HT Monaro GTS 350?
Macca: Sure is!
Wazza: That is the f*cking greatest car ever!
Seppo: That car makes my Dodge look like shit

by 1969 HT Monaro GTS 350 are the greatest car ever built December 14, 2008

Monay

A Monay is a person who is like sooooooo totally awesome. She is sooooo sexy and you wish you were her. She's almost as awesome as lizzie. Hi Matt.

Monay is cool yo.
But lizzie is cooler. okay? luvv you

by LIZZIEISSOCOOLYALL July 25, 2011

arabian monacle

is arabian sunglasses given by a man with one said testicle.

After a tragic speluniking incidint he was only able to give his woman an an arabian monacle, you assclown.

by cindy assclown January 14, 2008

hot monacle

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle

Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot

by JackWTP September 4, 2008