Post malone

The name given to the time period following
ho- me alone.

I feel like mcauly culkin looks like a cracked post malone.

by Will ray pugh February 8, 2018

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Karl Malone

A guy on the utah jazz whose mad old, hes a geezer, but still has the skizzals...see mikey....he is also on the man show talkn bout puttin a sexin on dat herr faith hill, he love that faith hill, he also love squirrel pie, n jazz, specially the utah jazz

yall got the beanie baby.. wha wha doh doh doh dont hang up on karl malooooooooooooooooooooooooone
beanie bitch

by coner April 4, 2003

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Mooner

Someone who believes the moon exists.

That mooner doesn't understand the irony in believing the moon is real but the moon landing is fake.

by Elanthian Troll Council September 6, 2012

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Hot Carl Malone

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.

"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."
"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."

by Tommy Em November 28, 2007

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Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.

Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.

by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018

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