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Mitchell Dunlop

A person that tends to think adoption isn't real when he clearly knows his nephew is.

Also a person with 12 pubes with crabs.

Tiny penis.

No friends.
by zzZJ A K E YZzz December 5, 2011
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Mitchell Free

One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.
by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009
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Mitchell Clark

Wow mom, look at that Mitchell Clark over there! I want to be just like him when I grow up!
by Tonyhawkproskater7 April 10, 2019
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Dirty Mitchell

The act of meeting the gayest person ever. He'll try bumrape your dog everynight and always has atleast a million buttplugs in his ass at a time
I met a Dirty Mitchell the other day

Unlucky man
by Brenton Toobab October 16, 2022
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Brooklyn Mitchell

One of the best person in the world. She's the nicest person you'll ever know. She'll tell you the truth even when it might be mean. She's very cute and smart.
Friend: Who's the new girl, she's cute
Other Friend: She looks like a Brooklyn Mitchell
by Snarled January 7, 2019
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Mitch Mitchell

The most underrated drummer of all time. He was sadly overshadowed by Jimi Hendrix, whom he performed with until Hendrix's abrupt death. However, his drumming expertise still shines in some of Hendrix's songs, such as "Hey Joe" and "All Along The Watchtower."
Also, for the record, "Mitch" was not actually his first name. His legal name was John Graham Mitchell.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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The Paul Mitchell

This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.
Dude, you haven't lived until your girl gives you The Paul Mitchell.
by Titndong Manner February 5, 2018
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