mississippi drumbeat

it means a bad fart coming a cross a celebrity on a cow rolling in from texas across the desert.

man Julio let out a major mississippi drumbeat around paris hilton

by fartmasterofmoms January 23, 2010

Mississippi Chardonnay

Upon receiving anal penetration followed by internal ejaculation (see anal creampie), the bitch proceeds to shart the jizz into a wine glass and consume the resulting cocktail.

Ay mayne that bitch wanted a Mississippi Chardonnay an' I was like Aaay do ya own thang hoe.

by REDxIV January 16, 2011

Mississippi Sunrise

When, as you wake up, the sexual partner lying next to you gives you head and you proceed to urinate in their mouth.

Susie woke me up with a little Mississippi Sunrise yesterday, incredible! I didn't even have to get out of bed!

by Mikeynicthe July 12, 2010

Mississippi Steam Boat

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman and you take a giant rip from your vape and blow it down her anus. Next you jam your penis in and with every thrust smoke will bellow from around your penis.

Logan makes the weirdest faces when he is getting ass fucked during a Mississippi steam boat!

by Big_Jake66 September 4, 2019

Mississippi hickory stick

When you empty the sugar out of a Fun Dip bag and fill it up with cocaine

“My grandma would give Mississippi hickory sticks to the kids when they had toothaches” - Dignan

by tombeast29 August 9, 2022

Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.

Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!

by BoDizzler February 4, 2010

Mississippi Back Wax

The act of sliding down a rocky hill drunk and shirtless removing hair/skin from ones back.

Jimbo must've drank too much, he slipped taking a piss and got a Mississippi Back Wax!

by Spencer Bergstrand August 6, 2008