fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action

"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."

by SC Monster November 16, 2012

creep mission

a mission, hunt, venture, or plan where the ultimate goal is to engage in sexual activity

She was on a creep mission at the bar; he came over for a creep mission on Wednesday night; our group project turned into a creep mission when I went over to his place to make the power point.

by blankbitch November 7, 2012

plato mission

a way/solution to find habitable planets or transits

plato mission 2026

by plato! February 17, 2024

On a mission

To traverse or move about in an inordinately quick manner.

1) Yo did you see that guy? He was walking like he was on a mission lmao

2) I was in and out of that store like I was on a mission!

by TJ8897651 March 22, 2021

duck mission

to go do a task usually given by another or one self to a task that was unknownlingy bougus

Tony sent me out on a duck mission to get candy bars knowing the store was closed

by N1gg4E November 11, 2025

Mission

Sexual tensions/do fun sexual things

Me And Dray finna go on mission

by BracePoppinZ April 21, 2021

Doggy mission

A sexual position used in a group sex setting where one person is penetrated from behind in traditional doggy style while they penetrate a 3rd person in a missionary position most commonly done in a FFM threesome

I'm trying to talk my wife Heather into a threesome I wonder if she would go for it if I make an urban dictionary post and mention her in it 😂 so what do you say baby wanna try doggy mission with me 😂

by Big Daddy 1987 March 8, 2024