Mini Giraffe

The Mini Giraffe from the Direct Tv commercials with the russian guy is the coolest thing/animal the world has ever known. Evrybody wishes the could have one and would do devilish deeds to recieve one.

I was watchin tv when the sexy mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial popped up.

by MiniGiraffeMan May 12, 2011

Mini Moog

He may redline the gator, but he will never be the man. At least he knows who’s cutting wood.

Wig Beld: Hey have you seen the hottie mini moog? Maximom: He’s with lil Scotty becoming the man.

Some squeaker in AP Comp: I got a 4Runner! Moog: Yeah well I have a 4.7 Shit Block that has Quadra-Gay™️

by Maximum Haverdad March 5, 2019

Mini Ladded

When a celebrity gets exposed as a pedophile

Edp445 got Mini Ladded

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 April 21, 2021

Mini hoop

A smaller than average anal sphincter.

Holeeee, Cory had to take another enema, damn mini hoop is acting up again.

by KC Blythe April 1, 2020

mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.

The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin

by dogsrock September 1, 2020

mini me

A name for...

1) a mini replica of yourself.

2) a penis.

1) My mini me is coming right this way.

2) Does my mini me have to be like this? Bad doggie.

by xironanime July 26, 2016

mini boss

1) A co-worker who acts like the boss. 2) A beta male who pretends to be an alpha or leader.

The guy at the desk next to me is such a mini boss.

by JohnDoe121 May 26, 2018