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Milf

A milf is a smokin’ hot mom. Like 10/10. They usually have a kid named Bradley or Cyrus or something. But dang what a babe
Bradley’s mom is a smokin’ hot milf.

I’d spend cash to get with that milf.
by Huge Brain 69 January 24, 2021
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by Audrey mueller October 30, 2022
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milf

MILF - Moro Islamic Liberation Front - active separatist militia in Philippines. Currently in peace with the government.
MILF continues to hunt for wanted ISIS-inspired militant
by luftmausmann December 2, 2017
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Milf

A hot mom/middle aged woman. (preferrably has kids). Has to be 30-50 no higher or lower.
Look at brittany! Shes a total milf.
by wrenandfriends April 7, 2021
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MILF

This word stands for Mega Incredible Lovely Female
Son: Mom is such a MILF
Friend: NO MY MOM IS THE BIGGEST MILF EVER
by Mia Khalifa and the BBC October 19, 2020
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Milf

Omg look, it's Carla Yeager, the sexiest milf in shiganshina!
by Tiku 7 March 3, 2021
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MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.
Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.
by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013
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