mikey

a rude, disrespectful, ungrateful, bastard, stinky face, poopee head, smelly not funny, and sucks at video games, cannot play roblox epic minecraft ps2 skate 3 minigames on fortbloxcraft2.0 at all, he is so bad, he is only 5 feet tall and likes children

there is no reason to waste time writing about anyone with the name mikey

by siixela May 2, 2021

mikey

a typical guy with the smallest willy to exist but yet says it is bigger

“ mikey has a small willy, but always says it’s 4inches”

“ he has a small willy, he must me a mikey”

by unknown123976 April 8, 2022

Mikey

Mikey is an overall junk boy allways shoving food up his throat and can never catch him without food down his throat

Omg he is eating again?
I know hes such a mikey

by Boris-johnson34 June 15, 2020

Mikey The Dog

Sexy little mut with a tight ass. Always happy to see you and always begging for food. Perhcance. the dog may also crawl

I wanna Fuck Mikey The Dog

by IloveMattsDog March 20, 2025

mikeys

New slang for money.

Person 1: How's your new job?
Person 2: It's pretty great. I make so many mikeys that I might start tipping my doctor.

by Albamakid103 June 5, 2023

mikey way

a unicorn believing giraffe

mikey way is so hot

by alex_the March 3, 2021

mikey

Mikey’s are usually nick a name’s for people with the name michael but mikes are caring,very cute,short,and they all have fat penises

damn mikey that’s one large penis

by itsheather103 March 17, 2022