Midnight Soup

The end result of a masturbation session; semen.

I guess the only thing left is to go home and make some midnight soup.

Midnight Soup by Ron Gunz August 1, 2011

Midnight Cock Gobbler 

Person who sleeps with their mouth open, hopeful to get a mouth full of dick.

Jenny sleeps with her mouth open, you should make her the Midnight Cock Gobbler tonight.

Midnight Cock Gobbler by phatcartman August 13, 2012

midnight grip 

Masturbating/wanking at night over a hot/beautiful woman

Go and have a 'midnight grip' over her big ass.

midnight grip by Jon lennoooooooon September 28, 2013

Midnight Rambler 

Having tunnel vision, a person unable to accept or process information not consistent with their own paranoid delusions.

I tried to explain the reasoning behind gun control but he's a midnight rambler.

Midnight Rambler by mojometal February 27, 2015

Midnight Syndrome 

(n.) A feeling of loneliness or depression, typically happening around midnight.

I couldn't sleep last night, Midnight Syndrome kept me up.

Midnight Syndrome by Anna Non Ymous December 28, 2017

midnight shower 

A sexual, steamy, late night shower

"I just had a midnight shower, my brother even joined in on the fun"

midnight shower by tremz4life May 10, 2018

Midnight Watchman

A lone wolf protector of the people who stands on top of a plinth in the middle of the night, watching over the city and looking out for wrongdoers and renegades. Once they have seen something, they have a direct line to all superheroes and, before long, the night is safe again, all because of the midnight watchman.

The streets weren't safe at night, but thanks to the midnight watchman, our superhero friends came to the rescue.

Midnight Watchman by freewheelinjo December 2, 2018