meth critters

tiny bugs that a person on meth only sees. imagined bugs that are not really there (once they hit the pipe, "meth critters" are everywhere)

dude #1: "look bro, you are gonna have to vacate the premises until i get rid of them bugs. this Raid better work its magic"

dude #2: "this is some top of the line bug spray but i dont think it'll work on them meth critters"

by Gnutty Solano July 7, 2019

meth fog

Stupid shit people do while on meth, thinking nobody has noticed

That fella is either stupid or in the meth fog.

by Nomlic June 25, 2023

meth peacock

Turkey. What a peacock would look like if it did meth.

Related: rave turkey

That meth peacock has no teeth.

by HornyGecko October 5, 2017

khai meth

A example of saying your friends are weak and skinny as shit.

Bru you are so khai meth man..

by whleehlzz March 23, 2023

meth mop

A person who goes from one place to another just to smoke their meth and bounces house to house or person to person.

Tiffany is jumping person to person smoking their shit up she's. Yeah it's cause she's a meth mop

by Bpart7903 March 29, 2023

meth-treasure

The piles of cheap mattresses, furniture and personal items left outside on the sidewalk after a meth reno i.e. from meth heads being evicted from their dive

Rachael: I just moved and I'm desperate for status symbols
Aj: Yo need to go on a meth-treasure hunt
Rachael: Um.... when are you free?

by maxfox September 6, 2019

Meth Brain

When a person has been awake for too many days on meth and they can no longer can form proper sentences, words get jumbled up and you get tongue tied. Your thought process is slim to none causing you to say things without thinking, focusing and concentrating are unrealistic goals, and your memory is completely shot. Usually a sign it's time to put the meth down and go the fuck to sleep.

"Damn dude Jessica's really got meth brain today doesn't she?"
"Yeah she's gotta lay off the meth for a while"

by That One Girl from Wisconsin March 6, 2017