meth critters

tiny bugs that a person on meth only sees. imagined bugs that are not really there (once they hit the pipe, "meth critters" are everywhere)

dude #1: "look bro, you are gonna have to vacate the premises until i get rid of them bugs. this Raid better work its magic"

dude #2: "this is some top of the line bug spray but i dont think it'll work on them meth critters"

by Gnutty Solano July 7, 2019

meth-reno

When ya'll pass by a bunch of cheap mattresses, furniture and various personal items on the sidewalk in meth neighborhoods. i.e. meth-treasure

Jeez, look at that shit, another meth-reno!

by maxfox September 5, 2019

meth-treasure

The piles of cheap mattresses, furniture and personal items left outside on the sidewalk after a meth reno i.e. from meth heads being evicted from their dive

Rachael: I just moved and I'm desperate for status symbols
Aj: Yo need to go on a meth-treasure hunt
Rachael: Um.... when are you free?

by maxfox September 6, 2019

Meth Egg

When you over boil an egg and it's melting and producing hydrogen sulfide

Hey I need help, I accidentally made meth eggs

by Sammy1857 May 19, 2018

Meth Lunches

A meth addicts replacement for a nutritious lunch.

The Meth Lunches: The Care and Feeding of a Drug Addict is also a book by Kim Foster

It's a piece about how food matters, but how it can't fix everything. It's about meth addiction and struggling without winning, and torn-up families and broken people.

Craving for meth lunches, want to eat some

by BlackGuyWhoHasSecrets February 3, 2020

Meth beaver

A meth head who cuts down trees for drug money

Was out riding my dirt bike and the meth beavers were hacking trees down again

by ChillxBilly June 8, 2020

meth peacock

Turkey. What a peacock would look like if it did meth.

Related: rave turkey

That meth peacock has no teeth.

by HornyGecko October 5, 2017