metbro

A hybrid of the metro and the bro classifications of young white males. They exhibit the care to hygiene and obsession over appearance of a metro with the party frat-boy attitude of a bro.

Dude, Ryan got totally smashed at our place during beerpong and then went to Perkin's and ordered a salad because he's watching carbs. He's hardcore metbro

by The Hammer Bros May 25, 2008

fucked-up-o-meter

a personal scale used for measuring how wrong, horrible, twisted (essentially fucked up) a situation is.

Picking cum out of my ear in front of my class today is a 7 out of 10 on my fucked-up-o-meter.

by hahahaNSF September 1, 2009

metrocholo

a person sporting both the cholo and metrosexual styles at the same time

"dudes wearing a bandana tight on his eyes and pinstripe flairs, that niggahs a metrocholo"

by metro anthony November 2, 2005

Metro surfing

Riding on the Washington, D.C. Metro (underground, subway) while not holding onto anything, hence giving the sensation that you are "surfing" in the car on the tracks, trying to stay upright while the car twists and turns.

Source: my friend Tara, who lives in DC, introduced me to this term.

Metro surfing becomes that much funnier to watch when people have been drinking.

by Holly G December 9, 2008

Metro-gimp

Unlike their more common leatherclad cousins, the Metro-gimp takes pride in their more metrosexual life-plan. Often seen wearing pastels and the latest fasions the Metro-gimp is more likely to be found in a Nail Salon then underneath a Pawn shop tied to a post.

Man I am going to fuck you gently like a Metro-gimp.

Hey take off that light blue coloured fluffy blindfold, it makes you look like a Metro-gimp.

by Baarakiss January 27, 2006

metroflex

1. a metrosexual who flexes his muscles and is in love with materialistic items and his physique.
2. A Doug from DU

Damn, metroflex is at it again, he wont get away from his window reflection.

by blurblub February 17, 2008

Awesome Meter

An "Awesome Meter" is a loose term used to describe whether or not a noun (person, place, or thing) is considered "awesome" or not. The Awesome Meter cannot be lied too; for the Awesome Meter knows all awesome-ness and sees all awesome-ness. Keep in mind that when using the word "awesome," you are comparing something to be so impressive, so jaw dropping, so amazing that the only word to describe it is... awesome! Something that lacks an "awesome" quality is obviously very low on the Awesome Meter. Something that is exceeding of an "awesome" quality is there by very high on the Awesome Meter. Such is the incredible power that the Awesome Meter harnesses.

"I would say that guy's Jonas' Brother's t-shirt is very low on the Awesome Meter."
"Holy crap! That movie had to be at least a 9/10 on the awesome meter!"

by Crux1989 November 4, 2008