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Maybe Promise

The type of promise that comes from politicians or anybody on the the internet. Its a promise that has about a 50/50 chance of becoming true, usually when the promiser either will only complete their promise if they feel like it later, or when they are secretly hoping that the person/people they are promising will forget about the promise. Maybe Promises most commonly come from YouTubers, Redditors, or people named Casey. The chances of them completing the promise usually increase dramatically once the person/people they promised have the balls to pressure them, after they come to the realization that they are experiencing a Maybe Promise.
Annoying Minecraft YouTuber: GUYS IF THIS VIDEO REACHES 10K LIKES I PROMISE I WILL LIVESTREAM ME BEATING MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE!!1!

Little Brother: yo big bro this youtuber said hell beat minecraft on hardcore mode

Big Brother: dont get your hopes up its just a maybe promise
by GreaseyFun June 7, 2023
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Maybe I should get Tattoos

Maybe I should get Tattoos. Particularly on my arms.

Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.

(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)
by Death Menace June 21, 2023
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Maybe

Maybe the universe hasn’t finished
weaving the thread that connects us.
Maybe the morning sun still burns
with the memory of that Thursday,
the one we spent unaware
that we were saying goodbye without speaking.

Maybe there is still a ghost of a feeling
hovering near my ribs
the weight of your arms, safe and steady,
a shelter I didn't know I needed
until the roof was ripped away.

Maybe, in some twist of fate and mercy,
we collide again.
Not with fireworks, but with quiet certainty.
Just a moment where your eyes find mine
and the kiss tastes like forgiveness,
like coming home after a long, cold war.

And maybe that wasn’t the end at all.
Maybe it was just a long pause,
a quiet winter
waiting for the spring.
Maybe there is a loose end
that I am still holding,
and you are holding the other

And maybe, with enough time,
the hands of fate will loop us back around,

not to patch a hole,
but to continue the design
exactly where we left off...

I miss you. I love you always
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia December 10, 2025
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maybe 3 people

A common phrase used to sarcastically refer to a small cohort of people for which one has a fondness, closeness, or endearment towards. The phrase intends to convey the smallness of the aforementioned group - the "3" is superfluous and really just there for comedic effect.
I love my cat, and maybe 3 people.
by thexiris August 14, 2024
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You Can Maybe Fold A Shirt On Camera.?!

You Can Maybe Fold A Shirt On Camera.?!
You Can Maybe Fold A Shirt On Camera.?!
by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025
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I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe
I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe
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