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match fit for the pitch

What does it mean to be match fit?

Are you really capable of being here? If not you'll soon be found out!
by Fatiodoors March 23, 2023
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cheeky match

Cheeky matching, ah, cheeky matching. A concept as elusive as a particularly nimble squirrel on a particularly slippery day. It's a dance, a pas de deux of sorts, between items, between people, perhaps even between ideas.
There's a wink, a nudge, a subtle suggestion of connection, a shared secret whispered in the language of design or circumstance. It's the unexpected harmony, the surprising rhyme, the playful echo in a world often dominated by the mundane. It's not merely similarity, no, it's something more, a spark ignited by juxtaposition, a connection forged in the crucible of creativity.
But to truly grasp its essence, one must delve deeper, into the labyrinthine corridors of style, taste, and perhaps even a touch of audacity.
by CheekyMatcher August 18, 2024
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Mix match kids

A women who has multiple baby fathers her children do not share the same dad.

A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.
She has mix match kids.
by BrightVanillaChell January 14, 2024
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Match maker

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.

Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for
Boy: “hey, how was the test
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”
by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024
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hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.
My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.
by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021
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Match sandwich

An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.
Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?

Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024
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Match attax

Did you get the new match attax pack?
by plaathe March 26, 2023
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