premarital marriage

Marriage before Marriage

Kristy, may I have your daughters' hand in Premarital Marriage

by Logan_____ May 06, 2020

cat marriage

Marley and Emmes wedding thats really cute and has lots of cats

Marley and Emme? Yeah, they're about to have a cat marriage.

by Otterqueen November 13, 2016

Marriage Rock

When you and your bird yeah are getting serious and she's all like "When we getting married brah" So your all like one sec sugar tits. (Pick up a rock from your garden, has to be a pretty one yeah) Give her the rock and say "Cant offord a shiny one to go on your greasy finger yet so have this one instead" Ladies man right there boys girls!

Civilian 1: You and Brian are getting pretty serious?
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!

by 501 Massive May 20, 2015

stable marriage

Used to brag how great you are, but under 2 people have one.

Person1-"Yo dawg, I have a stable marriage"
Person2-"Yeah right dawg that's way too rare"

by Neo Chamberlina April 14, 2017

Marriage trap

Usually a sexual situation setup (preplanned) in advanced by a Desperate (sexual, emotional, or situational (like pregnancy or citizenship), or monotary (alimony, child support)) designed to force a person to marry another.

There are 2 types "before the fact" and "after the fact". Before the fact is an entrapment. An example is unprotected sex and one party has the intention for pregnancy even if the other party does not desire. (Instant shot gun wedding)

"After the fact" is the person has the determining factor before hand. (Pregnancy, virginity loss to name a few.) An example is The person is pregnant and tell a guy hes the father even if hes not.

Jeb had played straight into his girlfriend's marriage trap and just now realized after "shooting off" inside her. Odds are that wedding dress he saw in her closet was bought a few days ago

by Theamazinggeek March 20, 2018

marriageable abuse

when 2 people are married and abuse each other.

Miguel and Eli went to couple counseling for their marriageable abuse.

by Pseudonym09872 June 06, 2018

Ultimatum marriage

A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage

This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.

by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016