When you and your bird yeah are getting serious and she's all like "When we getting married brah" So your all like one sec sugar tits. (Pick up a rock from your garden, has to be a pretty one yeah) Give her the rock and say "Cant offord a shiny one to go on your greasy finger yet so have this one instead" Ladies man right there boys girls!
Civilian 1: You and Brian are getting pretty serious?
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!
by 501 Massive May 21, 2015
Get the Marriage Rockmug. by Neo Chamberlina April 14, 2017
Get the stable marriagemug. by Otterqueen November 12, 2016
Get the cat marriagemug. Two children be set up for marriage at an early age but not yet sighing a contract for legal marriage until older. Mostly set up by parents. Children don’t get a choice in who they marry.
Becky had a prearranged marriage last week. She and her “groom” will be legally married when she turns 20
by Lingling888 December 18, 2017
Get the prearranged marriagemug. A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage
This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.
by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016
Get the Ultimatum marriagemug. A marriage between first-cousins. The marriage is considered a "horseshoe" marriage due to the marriage's connection in a marriage resembling a horseshoe on a family tree (the daughter of one side connects to the parents of the son of his parents as the parents have blood-sibling relations.
"Hey Dave, did you hear that Bryan's marrying Rachel?"
"Yeah man, it's a horseshoe marriage though so they might have to get married in another state."
"Damn man, incest..."
"Yeah man, it's a horseshoe marriage though so they might have to get married in another state."
"Damn man, incest..."
by Sir Cosby Sweater March 5, 2014
Get the Horseshoe Marriagemug. by Logan_____ May 5, 2020
Get the premarital marriagemug.