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mandarizz

A portmanteau of "Mandarin" and "rizz"; the act of using the Mandarin Chinese language to successfully acquire foreign (mainly Chinese/Taiwanese) girls' phone numbers, LINE ID's and Instagram accounts.
Bro: Aye bruh, just got the Asian chick's number!

Me: Damn, you got that mandarizz...
by nutdevourer January 28, 2023
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tokyo mandarin

The act of a male giving a female oral sex, while said female evacuates fecal-matter from her rectum.
she shoved me into the girls bathroom, and i gave her a Tokyo Mandarin .
by orebs January 22, 2018
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A Mandatory

When a shit session goes from a voluntary situation to “a mandatory” emergency. Midway, a casual sit down sesh turns into a raging shit storm where your asshole is a thunder cloud bursting at the seams and the toilet is the town below, ill prepared for a flash flood. Your knees buckle, the back of your neck starts to sweat, and you better make sure the door is locked. It’s going to be a long ride. You might want to take your pants and shirt off for this one!!!
Holy shit, Tony has been in there for an hour. He must be working out “a mandatory.”

I was on the freeway, cruising to my pad thinking about a voluntary shit when I got home. Just then, my vibe shifted and I immediately knew it was a mandatory situation. I was about to drop “a mandatory” in the front seat!!!

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madak

Opium mixed with tobacco and smoked through a bamboo pipe with a coir fibre filter.
Elwin puffed the madak from his bamboo pipe until he could no longer feel his bones and his body seemed to roll up on itself. Later, Elwin was discovered dead, having choked on his own vomit while sleeping.
by Droll Wererat February 27, 2014
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madalyn rose

The sweetest most kind hearted person you will ever meet. She gets lost sometimes but always finds her way back to happiness. If you need comfort she is always right there to give it to y
I love that madalyn rose is always there for me.
by kjbickow December 24, 2014
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Madaijah

Short,cute, evil. She is very friendly and wild she is the life of the party .she is a hopeless romantic.she falls for guys easily just based on their personalities. Often makes stupid decisions but overall she a go getter.
Looka shawty,madaijah
by SunshineFromHell October 11, 2018
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Madam

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020
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