male audacity

the audacity that comes from simply being a man. perpetuated by the patriarchy, (some) men are ignorant whores. this is especially apparent when paired with entitlement, ego and narcissism.

did you see that guy? the male audacity he has is insane :o

by dronecrasher March 30, 2023

Foxtrot Male

The rarest type of male: The Foxtrot male's wit is so much higher than even that of the Iota or Abdal male--so much so that it could not possibly be measured with even the most advanced intelligence assessment technologies. They have the most enormous penises of all time, and not only one but multiple. In fact, their cocks grow exponentially, at a rate still undiscovered by scientists (beta males). They are sort of like Lambda males, except better in every way. They hate everyone and would push a kid into the road if they had their favorite ice cream cone in hand, just so they couldn't have it. They are usually found in a federal penitentiary, serving time for crimes against minors--but not always--sometimes it's just women. They buy every Fortnite Battle Pass just to flex on the poor peasant children who can't afford it, even though they themselves are using maxed-out credit cards. They often self-identify as Lil-Tay males and may be spotted in a tight Big Chungus T-shirt, explaining Dame Tu Cosita in Bulgarian at your local kindergarten.

Prominent Examples: Jeffrey Epstein, The Grinch, Rodrick (Diary of a Wimpy Kid), Daniel Keem, Your Uncle Tommy

"Bro. WTF. You just mauled a grandma on the side of the road because she wouldn't give you the strawberry hard candies from her nursing home."

"Dame Tu Cosita."

"You're such a Foxtrot male LOL."

by Sexyrobloxman768 October 9, 2023

Nu male

A balding white male with a beard and glasses, low testosterone, skinny fat physique and left wing political views. A nu male prides himself on his retro console collection and his respect for women and feminism, which he holds in lieu of respect for himself. Unironically thinks reddit is a good website. Poses in photographs with his mouth wide open, a pose known as soy face, to present his submissive nature.

Bro look at that nu male holding a trans lives matter sign, what a cuck

by FuckWhitePeople August 8, 2021

Taylor (Male)

An extremely hot and attractive male, with a huge dick, we're talking 10+ inches, who is great in bed. He's also very nice and understanding. He has A and B grades, as well. He is an all in one type of guy that everyone likes.

Damn, that Taylor (Male) guy is so hot, I would let him rail me!

by Def Not Taylor February 3, 2021

male orgasm

you barely feel the cum, it is a very intense pressure in the upper legs, like a massage without feeling the person's hand at all and there is no knot, it lasts for about 5 seconds and it makes you forget you will die and forget how to think. you get tired and just want to sleep after.

hey the other night i had the best male orgasm of my life, the pressure was so intense i screamed.

by howtodefinethingsthewayitis November 16, 2020

Theta male

Similar to the sigma male, the theta male is someone that is on the very top of the social hierarchy, yet rejects it due to being extremely based. The theta male chooses to break the oppressive shackles of modern society by playing League of Legends and Genshin Impact all day, and eating nothing but Doritos and Mountain Dew, in the process being certified to be "morbiusly a beast" by every doctor they encounter.

NPC #1 (femoid): OMG I think I'm in love... I found a guy who's fat and retarded and doesn't shower and plays League of Legends all day... he's perfect 😍

NPC #2 (male): wow, he sounds cool. Must be a theta male

by Samueliscool223 July 8, 2022

Woke Male

A woke male is a socially submissive male. He exaggerates knowledge on trendy social issues, and would often do anything to prove his ‘wokeness’, even if it meant abandoning his manhood, or dignity as a whole. This such man typically believes in toxic masculinity, and male privilege.

Dylanxyz comments on Instagram post: woman moment🤦🏼 ♂️

Juanxl replies: bruh you’re just misogynistic and sexist, educate yourself on the struggles of women.

Dylanxyz: 😐 such a ‘woke male’ huh???

Emily: you’re totally are insecure in your masculinity! prove you don’t! grr

Josh: Okay *puts on dresses and wears make up, then post it on social media with the hashtag #fuckgenderstereotypes! to prove he’s ‘secure in his masculinity’*

Emily: you are so insecure in your heterosexuality, prove you aren’t!

Dustin: *has gay sex with men to prove he’s comfortable in his ‘heterosexuality’*

by jamnieh March 8, 2021