Oh fuck he is just the most petty, grumpy, sensitive little ranga. I think he is insecure about the odd shape of his man-gina. Don’t be fooled by the fact that he has a
girlfriend, he is generally unpleasant to be around. He is also aggressively jealous and immature in
everything that he does, like just grow up you
little bitch.
Person 1 - “ fuck dude all I did was make
eye contact with your
girlfriend”
Max - *chugs can of Monster and brushes
greasy hair out of his eyes* “ I don’t care, if you do it again I’ll cry and go break like three mirrors faggot!!”
Person 1 - “classic Max”