Luke 

a completely monotone and unfeeling person with no personality

"Did you hear that kid read his story today?"

"Yeah, he was like...a Luke."

Luke by Addisonxoxoxo April 29, 2008

luke 

A boy without pubes, with small genitals and a very high voice. Likes to get out his microscopic genitals to unfortunate witnesses and is a lightweight. Takes advantage of drunk woman and masturbates in public.

That guy was such a Luke last night...

luke by shoveitupyourass May 12, 2008

luke 

A man with no life who sits infront of his computer all day headbanging heavy rock or wastes his time on a game like guitar hero ussually very emotional, backstabbing, and competitive (at video games) usually uses the word rick rolled pooned or wastes their time on the Wikipedia.

Man:hi
Nerd:prepare to die!!!
Man: ahhhh!!
Nerd: you just got rick rolled
Man: OK?
Nerd: look it up on Wikipedia i just pooned you
Man: What a Luke!!

luke by Agro fello October 22, 2008

Luke 

A verb. To utterly fail at something, and draw unecessary attention to oneself. Often makes others in the conversation feel awkward.

Today I was at the store, when my friend Luked the conversation. It was very embarrassing.

I Luked my chem exam, which everyone else got an A on. How did I Luke things up so badly?

Luke by Potatoz January 29, 2012

luke 

a little bitch

luke could be classed as jon

luke by Nufen February 9, 2014

luke 

a very big boned dude very laid back dude an outdoorsMAN
is very unconsistant when it comes to working out(getting swole) a very funny dude used to be able to do a gay little split also a very fierce hunter not even rambo can hide from him.

the man that sits next to me is a luke

luke by fucking mexican December 16, 2010

luke 

verb; to vomit after consuming too much Lucozade, lemonade or an equivalent fizzy drink.

He luked all over the floor following the 100 metre race.

luke by BeDeepGreen March 16, 2007