A lizann is a person commonly known to peers and youngsters as an awesome presence in any environment.
Provider of high comic relief due to extreme lack of coordination, often breaking objects accidentally due to ineptitude, but so charming one can only laugh in response on the way to the hardware store to replace said object.
Tragically mal-coordinated.
Provider of high comic relief due to extreme lack of coordination, often breaking objects accidentally due to ineptitude, but so charming one can only laugh in response on the way to the hardware store to replace said object.
Tragically mal-coordinated.
by the toxic_viking April 15, 2010
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A fear of when you are stalking someone's Facebook profile, and Accidently liking and commenting on that's person picture. This phobia is present in 85% of all straight males under the age of 25 on Facebook
*scrolling through Bikini Pics :) 2012*
*switch pictures*
*like photo? Yes*
You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*
Next Day
Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?
You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?
Likeaphobia ruined my life.
*switch pictures*
*like photo? Yes*
You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*
Next Day
Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?
You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?
Likeaphobia ruined my life.
by RGC Brave September 23, 2011
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Get the lineage 2 mug.a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.
"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
by Lynn January 22, 2005
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Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.
Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.
My momma says when I turn 15 I can be a lot lizard just like her. Then maybe if I'm lucky I can go ride with a trucker and be a whore at all the big truck stops!
by jsd9632 February 14, 2012
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